A Halfling's Odyssey

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~~9~~

'twas the wedding day of Grumphilda.
Though she and her father, Hammerbeard
Mourned the absence of the great halfling, Filbus,
They knew that Grump must be married.

Lest she pass that sweet cherried age
and pass into the crusted life of a lonely dwarfette
Hammerbeard sent invitations to the greatest houses
of Kaladim, asking them send their most desirable sons.

They held a competition for the hand
Of Grumphilda, that beauteous ox of dwarves!
There were many young dwarves who came
Hoping to improve their bloodline, if she could work.

There was Vicodyn of the clan Vicobrime
And Stolie the Strong of House Weaselfang
Slutbuster of the House Poonanifuck
Grumplestumps the Short of the Clan Brickleg.

There was Khardos of Khaza-Dum the Lost
Grumblee, a horny cleric of Brell,
Beardedbrawler, a dwarf who was deaf and mute
Addal the Drunk of Clan Borzashian
And Odococ the singular female suitor
And Amodazish, who claimed to have the
blood of princes in his veins. These were some
but not all the <Suitors of Grumphilda>