7 reasons why Soccer is the best sport ever.

[Kiwaukee]

Sure, you can cite specific examples of vaginitis in both sports.

In American football, it's frowned upon to act like a giant sweaty pussy.

In soccer, it's a strategy to fall down and flail like an idiot on the slightest contact in the hope of gaining an advantage.

I mean seriously... I love soccer and watch it all the time, but to try to compare it to the NFL in regard to "toughness" is just stupid. Can you really defend the shit that Robben did all throughout the World Cup? Because that type of shit happens every ten minutes in every professional soccer match.