Death/Sludge/Doom Metal: Gayer than pop bands?

[Abacab niggah]

This dude is so mad over a two day old thread, it's kind of funny cause I know he'll still be raging all the way into Halloween. For your viewing pleasure I bring you

The poetics and hypocrisy of Bodeanicus

"Listening to heavy metal is for immature, angsty, children; playing video games all night and trolling a forum til the sun comes up is not" - Bodean

"Abacab is a bleeding pussy and whines/rages for days on end; I'm still responding to days old threads and making new ones about the same subject" - Bodean

"Abacab is an attention whore; I continuously make stupid ill-informed posts hoping people will agree, even though no one gives a fuck" - Bodean

"Abacab is a malignant narcissist; I claim my material is superior even though I don't post proof because I am afraid of the criticism" - Bodean

"I am not mad, and you'll never get under my skin; so I necro old resentments involving server drama from the month April" - Bodean

"My opinions on this genre in music are well deserved; I've never played the genre and only have a superficial view of the genre itself" - Bodean

"I know what I'm talking about; when really I'm just mashing up ill-thought insults in an attempt to flame" - Bodean

"You're just a long haired kid with a goatee thinking he's a musician; when in reality I have a goatee and greatly exaggerate my musicianship" - Bodean

"I continuously post to prove that Abacab is retarded; No one really cares" - Bodean


and that my friend is why no one will EVER think the following about you:

• You're funny
• You're witty
• You're right
• You're intelligent
• You're an awwrite dude
• You're insightful
• You're talented
• You're not mad
• You're doing it for the lulz

because you've proven yourself otherwise with every single word you've ever written on this screen.