Achmed Spreads Islam, Tries to find the Snackbar

[Dragonsblood1987]

Originally Posted by Nihilist_santa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ha natural selection when talking about homosexuality. Sounds like an evolutionary cul de sac not that I buy into such nonsense. No way to pass on those "favorable" traits when you exclude yourself from reproduction.

if we didnt evolve (which is to say, that we were divinely created), and homosexuality is a sin, why did god make his only son such a faggot?

[Ahldagor]

sharia extremism to american bullying. way to stay on topic idiots.

[Dragonsblood1987]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Life's not easy when you're an ISIS soldier in northern Iraq. How are you supposed to spread Islam when you only have a limited amount of ammunition? Where can you find affordable sulfuric acid for teaching the insights of the Qur'an to women? How can you keep a straight face when you tell ignorant westerners Islam is a peaceful religion?

But most of all: Where can I find the Allahu Snackbar?

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Coming soon to a mosque near you.

Dont worry, the CIA is making sure they have plenty of ammo.



Then once they become a problem too large for middle eastern governments to deal with, the super world police chic-fil-anal walmart death squads will have a reason to invade, which is what they wanted when they created ISIS.

[Estolcles]

Originally Posted by Dragonsblood1987 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dont worry, the CIA is making sure they have plenty of ammo.



Then once they become a problem too large for middle eastern governments to deal with, the super world police chic-fil-anal walmart death squads will have a reason to invade, which is what they wanted when they created ISIS.

Much like they did with the Free Syrian Army.