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Old 05-05-2014, 02:19 PM
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Pizza is bad calories--especially having it so early in the day. Perhaps you should consider better alternatives such as a Caesar salad or some celery and houmus.
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Old 05-05-2014, 02:21 PM
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Pizza for breakfast Is great
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Old 05-05-2014, 02:34 PM
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It's a Russian thing, they all have that hair cut
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Old 05-05-2014, 04:37 PM
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It's a Russian thing, they all have that hair cut
Horrible body. Pussy smells like Bosnia.
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Old 05-05-2014, 04:47 PM
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Haha dem bangs. Why is it that Russians still cling onto this haircut.

Can she cook you delicious Russian confections?

I married a Mexican thinking if I went ethnic she would be able to cook and be subservient. I was.......mistaken.
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Old 05-05-2014, 04:52 PM
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Yes she's a wonderful cook and loves to iron for some reason. She's highly educated but as strong mother/wife instincts.

10/10 body. Can't post those pics here though
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Old 05-05-2014, 05:01 PM
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Old 05-05-2014, 08:07 PM
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Yes she's a wonderful cook and loves to iron for some reason. She's highly educated but as strong mother/wife instincts.

10/10 body. Can't post those pics here though
Sounds like the typical sleazy Russian whore that only focuses on dumb military dudes. She'll be suckin BBC behind your back in no time after she gains US citizenship.

Special ops already knocked the bottom out that pussy before your arrival. You just dumb enough to wife it up.
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Old 05-05-2014, 08:34 PM
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Old 05-05-2014, 09:01 PM
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Sounds like the typical sleazy Russian whore that only focuses on dumb military dudes. She'll be suckin BBC behind your back in no time after she gains US citizenship.

Special ops already knocked the bottom out that pussy before your arrival. You just dumb enough to wife it up.
10/10 on mad scale here folks. This is what critical elf immersion looks like.
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