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Old 03-28-2014, 07:42 AM
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You all better just be grateful your simpering bitch of a father cashed in his manhood and acquiesced to that soul-crushing cunt you call a mother, else you'd just be some jizz in a tube-sock.

Except for those of you who are rape babies. You should be proud of Dad. He don't take no shit.
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Old 03-28-2014, 07:47 AM
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I'm sorry myriverse, but your list of terrible females only proves us right
bordering on some Hasbinbad level of regurgitation and turning to Google for matters of taste
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Old 03-28-2014, 07:59 AM
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Uh, it's obvious why men are better musicians than women:

Chicks have better shit to do with their teenage years than festering in their bedrooms, learning to play guitar.

I mean hell, the only non-homo reason for a dude to learn to play an instrument is to get chicks.
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Old 03-28-2014, 08:06 AM
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Also they suck at comedy.

Also mary-sue:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk
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Old 03-28-2014, 08:26 AM
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Itt: a bunch of near virgins approaching 30 trying to explain away their insecurities with women. My girlfriend is nothing like Mary Sue, but it is true a good woman is hard to find. That's why you have to get off the game, stop jerking to hentai three times a day, and actually learn how to talk to women.
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Old 03-28-2014, 08:55 AM
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This. this is why bro rape happens.
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Old 03-28-2014, 09:03 AM
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That's why you have to get off the game, stop jerking to hentai three times a day, and actually learn how to talk to women.
pras Kagatobs for getting out there.
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Old 03-28-2014, 09:05 AM
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you all are a bunch of domesticated animals
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Old 03-28-2014, 09:05 AM
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Uh, it's obvious why men are better musicians than women:

Chicks have better shit to do with their teenage years than festering in their bedrooms, learning to play guitar.

I mean hell, the only non-homo reason for a dude to learn to play an instrument is to get chicks.
Starting a band was this shit back in the day, mad groupies and actually dude playin music is pretty fuckin awesome, flexes the mind.
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Old 03-28-2014, 09:06 AM
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the shit* fuck
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