The male gender has turned into walking vaginas

[Tomeofdiscord]

Originally Posted by Vindor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

While i wouldnt agree on everything, i have to say that i never met a girl with whom i enjoyed doing anything else than fuck. The 23 other hour of the day are mostly enduring the nuisance the best you can to get some more sex the next day.

They suck at driving, they suck at video games, they like shitty movies and music. And dont even go on the politics, the right to vote for women fucked us all.

I am perfectly aware i sound like an misogynous asshole, i just really think its the truth, at least for the majority of them.

Majority of dudes are worthless idiots. Including you.

[Vindor]

Originally Posted by Tomeofdiscord [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Majority of dudes are worthless idiots. Including you.

I have to agree that the majority of men are idiots, maybe i am too, but how would you know since you dont know me ? I guess you are disagreeing with what i just said and want to express your anger ?

Think what you want if that makes you feel better. Doesnt change a damn things of what i just said.

And fuck you too btw [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[quido]

Originally Posted by Faerie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Uhm what.

It's true. We met in 2002 at a benefit for children with assburgers. After a few drinks and a long conversation about Chopin, Martha and I retired to her room. Foreplay ensued, and moments later I was surprised to find a handful of Argentinian weiner. My shock turned to wide-eyed understanding as I turned my gaze towards Martha and she nodded as if to reinforce my newfound enlightenment, that she was in fact great at the piano because she had a penis.

[Vindor]

There is many great female pianist. Just not many great female pianist compositor.

The gap is more on the feild of creativity and logic. Men and women have generally different skill set and taste. Finding your "best friend" which happen to have a vagina is to be very lucky.

[JPMorgan]

I watched glee once because of a girl I was dating: the relationship ended the next day.

I'll admit that I find most women to be incredibly boring with atrocious tastes in music or other forms of entertainment. However, this is due to cultural influences. Society simply exposes girls to lame shit as children. The ones that don't grow up bleeding Disney princess pink, or who can hold a conversation for more than ten minutes without referencing their hair or reality TV are alright.

Ever wonder why any girl you've ever met that's worth hanging out with has always claimed to not have very many girl friends?

[harnold]

I'm sure there are some exceptions here and there (freaks) but you can bet that those girls would agree with us here. Banzai I recommend you show your wife this thread and if she disagrees then you know what to do.

Lune, the quote you posted is compelling and I've really enjoyed it. I plan to read more from him. Anyway, I'm feeling horny.

[JPMorgan]

Originally Posted by harnold [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm sure there are some exceptions here and there (freaks) but you can bet that those girls would agree with us here. Banzai I recommend you show your wife this thread and if she disagrees then you know what to do.

Lune, the quote you posted is compelling and I've really enjoyed it. I plan to read more from him. Anyway, I'm feeling horny.

You'd probably like what Nietzsche has to say on the matter as well.

[Champion_Standing]

You guys do realize that this was OP way of coming out right?

Congrats dude, pretty angry but hey...at least you are starting to admit who you really are.

[myriverse]

Originally Posted by Fame [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

fuck america

Originally Posted by Hailto [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Not all women have the sorority girl mentality. Find one who has similar interests as you, its not that hard. Sounds like you guys are trying to pick up girls outside the local highschool.

Originally Posted by Bazia [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is the stupidest thing I have ever read, we are all now dumber for having experienced it.

Thank you folks for rescuing the thread.

Originally Posted by quido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Name one female who is good at the electric guitar.

Mary Ford
Joan Jett
Donita Sparks
Jennifer Batten
Nancy Wilson
Bonnie Raitt
Kaki King
Orianthi
Sister Rosetta Tharp
I could go on...

I bet all you got is Joan Jett - news flash: Joan Jett sucks. And so does pretty much every other female at the guitar.

Well, you lack reasonable judgment. It's clear.

Or for those of you with some class...

Name one female who is good at classical piano.

Take that bullshit word ("classical") out of there. That's just another way to be racist and sexist. The only reason more men are known is because women were "expected" not to perform.

Martha Argerich
Elisso Virsaladze
Lilya Zilberstein
Angela Hewitt
Helene Grimaud
Maria Pires
Alicia de Larrocha
Idil Biret
Maria Masycheva
I could go on...

The classier among you, I bet all you have is Martha Argerich - news flash: Martha Argerich has a penis.

Bwahahaha... did someone tell her children?

Those of you from the youtube generation, I bet all you have is Valentina Lisitsa - news flash: Valentina Lisitsa is a stunt pianist and not a real musician. Most of her videos demonstrating fast technical prowess have been spliced together from countless takes.

Well, you got something sorta right, at least.

[harnold]

I'm sorry myriverse, but your list of terrible females only proves us right