Haven't been able to log in for two days?

[NextGenesis88]

You might have to smush up a few bananas, (make sure they are name brand. Dole perhaps) spread it on each butt cheek, rub it in for 7 minutes, wait for 15 and then power cycle your modem. Check back when your modem is ready and go clean up in the bathroom. Keep more bananas on hand in case it didn't work and report back.

I'm not sure, but I am pretty sure some of the guys here use their tinfoil hats to make an antenna or two and somehow that gives them better wireless reception and connectivity, but you need to have one hand on your computer for it to work. The hat is helpful because it allows you to keep your other hand free. I mean we keep tinfoil hats as a joke mostly, but the smart ones here keep it close by for anything serious we might need it for. (beats me that this somehow works, I thought they were trolling me when they said to do this)

It's hard to explain to you how these things work, but I wouldn't direct you to do this if it wasn't in some way helpful.

Cheers