You haven't played classic Everquest until...?

[Reguiy]

You haven't played classic Everquest until you have been assassinated by the Dark Assassin.

[Aborath]

Until you've done a flying kick with your dark elf monk.

Until you've camped Drezlna for 30 hours straight to get your JBoots.

Until you saw patchwork to leather to rawhide to banded to bronze as THE armor progression.

[Roth]

You haven't played classic until you try to figure out how to get out of your home city

You haven't played classic until you experience a newbie dungeon for the first time

You haven't played classic until you get up at 6 am to ride the boat

You haven't played classic until you run across antonica

You haven't played classic until you farm some obscure mobs to try to make plat

You haven't played classic until you do a faction grind

You haven't played classic until you craft your own armor set

You haven't played classic until you form a pick up group for a dungeon no one goes to

You haven't played classic until you spend hours reading guides on soloing, travelling, and tradeskills

You haven't played classic until you spend a few hours soloing in the middle of nowhere

You haven't played classic until you meet great friends in game

You haven't played classic until you rage quit

[Millburn]

You haven't played classic Everquest until pain and suffering tries to hit you, but misses...