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Originally Posted by Tassador [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

God I hate shitting in public and not having wipes available. I on multiple occasions have had to run to the store to buy wipes just to go back to work and shit. I can't hand with that dry wiping and tissue and toliet water sucks. Also what's up with the one ply I like that charmin soft. Fucking barbarians with their 3 shells.

you know - u don't have to have an anus you can eat off of at work, or get a rimjob with prior to anal penetration... u can work with 1-2 wipes and a smelly bumbhole until u can go home and do the shower finger check 4 ur partner.

Had 2 do this all the time in the field, MRE packages give u like 4 inches of weak ass tissue, just 1 scrape to get the majority off and let sweat do the rest.