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Old 01-30-2014, 04:05 PM
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I look forward to my daily dump.
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Old 01-30-2014, 04:31 PM
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I don't know about pooping, but every woman I know farts rainbows and sharts glitter.
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Old 01-30-2014, 04:36 PM
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does tub girl count?
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Old 01-30-2014, 04:37 PM
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No girl has chimed in with any empirical evidence so there are 2 different conclusions.

1) No girl will admit to pooping because that sentences her to the reality that she isnt an attractive woman.

or

2) Girls dont poop

These are the only 2 options according to science.
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Old 01-30-2014, 04:37 PM
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If you have a perfect diet theoretically you should poop very little. Poop is the body's way of getting rid of waste. If you're not eating crap, you don't poop. Almost every food has some waste though, unless your straight up consuming the meal replacements that contain nothing but exactly what you need (I've done this and it reduced pooping down to once or twice a week, and small).
This actually isn't too far from the truth. Most people don't know that (aside from water) feces are mostly composed of bacteria. These bacteria can digest certain kinds of fiber and produce short-chain fatty acids which your body can burn for calories. Gorillas actually get like 50% of their calories this way; humans max out at like 5%. Most girls on diets would probably not be amused to know that all of their salads are actually burned as fat in their bodies!
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Old 01-30-2014, 05:35 PM
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yes, strawberry ice cream
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Old 01-30-2014, 06:36 PM
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Absolutely not.
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Old 01-30-2014, 06:56 PM
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You might have a fear of assholes, but get a hot enough girl and you'll be inching your way towards it as you squeeze her ass.
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Old 01-30-2014, 06:57 PM
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You might have a fear of assholes, but get a hot enough girl and you'll be inching your way towards it as you squeeze her ass while she rides you.
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Old 01-30-2014, 06:58 PM
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edit. woops.
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