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12-10-2013, 06:24 PM
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Miguel go smoke some more marijuana plants so u can live in a delusional world of mediocrity and processed pizza hut cheese pizzas
Miguel newport nonfilter = u rip the filter off with ur hands u fat little freakshow sorry you are too addicted to marijuana to comprehend facts Miguel well, its a scientifically discovered fact thats in a book Miguel 1 marijuana is equivalent to smoking 3 packs of newports without filters Miguel read a book its a fact Miguel the institute of family life found that a marijuana is 100-200 times more carcinogenic than 10 cigarettes if you smoke a marijuana joint of weed u will either 1) become infected with aids 2) become addicted 3) begin a violent crime spree | ||
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12-10-2013, 06:28 PM
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Roberto i cut my foot on a lightbulb that i had used to smoke crack out of the night before so i ground up some chicken bones with a coffee grinder and shoved them into the wound with some jergens lotion for extra dry skin
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12-10-2013, 06:31 PM
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Miguel when i press ice comet my hands tremble with such excitement that sometimes its as though im having a mild stroke or seizure and i begin screaming at the computer and bits of spittle fly all over the place as though im giving a speech at some momentous point in history
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12-10-2013, 06:32 PM
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Miguel i got injured once so i crushed up a tylenol and rubbed it on the wound. after applying the ancient holistic spiritual remedy to my life-threatening wound, it sealed itself immediately much like a rapid-growing plant which lives deep in the Amazonian rainforest amongs sloths and lizards.
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12-10-2013, 06:34 PM
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Miguel i took my computer to the geek squad and they told me it would be $400 to fix it so i just took out my "community sharing hammer" and smashed the CPU to bits and then slammed an entire 2 liter of dr pepper 10 in the store and told them to bill my CEO
Miguel pretty useful addition Miguel then i used a screw driver and stabbed some hole through my monitor for air flow and that seemed to solve the problem Miguel yeah when i hooked up my monitor to a central processing unit (CPU) the first thing i did was cut my hard drive in half with a genshu sushi knife just to be sure that id have enough space after the initial influx of files and discs | ||
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