What spell would you use if you could have one IRL

[Pitborn]

Minor Illusion .

Cast it while sitting on Giselle Bunchen's Bicycle seat.

[Dullah]

but then there would be two bicycle seats and that would be suspicious

[Leftoverture]

Tru north

[Labanen]

To avoid angry boss01 id pick feign death, but chances are you ll get electricuted in some dumb ambulance after a succesful cast.. I guess calm, invis or gate would work.

[Agatha]

i'd cast invis and go to the ladies locker room at the gym.