What spell would you use if you could have one IRL
 

This was a topic discussed last night in TS. I think it would be interesting to see what everyone would take. Badger wants invis so he can sneak into the boys bathroom. I would take dictate so I could charm Bill Gates and transfer large sums of money to my account. What would you do and why?

I would want Disintegrate to completely wipe your existence from this earth. Fucking nerd....

Portal : Commonlands, so I could finally complete my immersion and leave the Interdimensional Realm of Loathing behind me forever.

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Gate

lol levitate

gflux a damn close second

Wouldn't that just take you back to the place you were born since you don't have bind?

I bet you'd scare the shit out of some doctor while he's doing surgery.

Invisibility, I would rob every insurance company.

I assumed your bind would just be wherever your home was. Be fuckin cool to just insta appear at home.

No return plane tickets, never drive drunk, gate out of trouble, you could even steal and gate home with no problems.

Next best is port but not sure how that works irl.