Finish this Sentence

[canardvc]

Originally Posted by pharmakos [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ooooh i like mad libs

i am a LOSER who lives in my parents BASEMENT.



okay now yours:

I make *____* a year working as a *____*. my girlfriend is *____* and i'm currently *____*ing *____* off of her *____* while typing this sentence. you must be *mad / bad / sad (pick one)*.

I make a million a year working as a young doctor. my GF is hot and i'm currently fucking the shit off her ass while typing this sentence. you must be *mad / bad / sad (pick one)