Bazek Revealed!! Dark Ascension

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by purist [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Turtle, plz keep going with the long-winded and banal replies about how you've had about how we're all "insecure." Projecting much?

Abacab has been telling you to "jump!" for the last 10 pages of this thread and you've said "how high?" everytime. Anything and everything about your identity and person you provided at his very beck and call (including multiple angle shots of your alleged "wife," lol). Why? Cause he called you a pussy.

Now, people with a normal self-esteem would've moved on 18 pages ago, but it shattered your sense of self-worth enough that you're still here trying to prove how you "don't give a fuck" cause "i got a 9 inch cock bro," in turn just making you further look like the fragile, angry fatty with major inadequacy/self-esteem issues that you are.

You got trolled, son.

Random insecure guy, I applaud your effort if not the result.

[Abacab-insurection]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Random insecure guy, I applaud your effort if not the result.

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Good day sir!

[girth]

LOL at the Wonka picture. Also, stop hating on Waco. I have a picture of Koresh's old Harley if you wanna see it, my friends dad was his lawyer and got it when he died.

Also, I saw the reference, so heres the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muj26g3eugU

[Bazek]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okd3hLlvvLw

[girth]

Originally Posted by Bazek [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okd3hLlvvLw

APCs version is better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dunKAwRN3P8

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Agaron [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dude you got to let your girl go.

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P.S. We got dicks like Jesus.

Only good post by Agaron ever.

[Allizia]

Pretty sure any guy over 20 is rolling his eyes at this thread =P I remember comparing penis size when I was like uhh 12. Anything over 7 is more hassle then it's worth anyway, most average girls don't like their cervix being pounded. Scrambled eggs wut?

You should bribe your sister into defending your ego on vent imo

[Bazek]

I thought it would never stop...LOL

[mmiles8]

This is probably the only time you'll ever see me post something like this, so enjoy it! I call it "Joker Face". If you wanna sing slong: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bESGLojNYSo&feature=av2e

Joker Face

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna troll em' and then call everyone gays
Two-hundred word vocab, cuss at you and rephrase (I love it)
When I'm attacked, I impersonate a tart
I'm ultra cool, I named myself after a fart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Guys get me hot, not much of a cock
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get you hot, show you my fake twat

Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)
Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)

P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna troll with him a hard pair we will be
A little board trollin is fun when you're with me (I love it)
My mother should have swallowed, so please do not make fun
I secretly like it when you stick it in my buns

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Ugly mug shot, got liver spots
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
More often than not, takin' money shots

Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)
Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)

P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I say fuck you bitch and screw you
Smell like gym shoes
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just postin' with my other login
Just like a chick in the chat room
Got a dick but I like dicks too
I promise this, promise this
Check this dick cause I'm marvelous

Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)
Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)

Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)
Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)

Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)
Can't hit my,
Can't hit my,
Bet you can't hit my joker face
(You know that I like bukakke)

P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-Poke her face, j-j-joker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

[Bodeanicus]

Originally Posted by Abacab-insurection [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You mad bro? I mean you only quoted over 9000 times in that last post...


Sadly, I like everyone else knows exactly what I write, so there really is no point in quoting it since those threads are still on the FIRST FUCKING PAGE

Of course the screenshot is fake you little cocksucker, I just went on another server rolled your name and sent myself tells just to fuck with you and the thread since it's OBVIOUS this thread is about false accusations, and if you can't take the joke implied and the fact I'm being tongue in cheek then you sir can idk? Get fucked?

Now, you state you're waaay before my time but I really don't get that remark. Are you saying your older than me? You've played on P99 longer than me? You've played EQ in general far longer than I have? Like you said, you don't know me so why make gross implications that you have no real factual basis on?

Then you're like "boo hoo Abacab kills lowbies in EC tunnel!" of course I do, just like I've stomped DA with trains before Tralina joined the guild and had Rogean on speed fuckin' dial... You and your guild are no different than those noobs in EC cause if I REALLY wanted to get you, I can.

I personally am just rallying my cause for a FFA server and if you and your guild of welfare loot giving, socially inept drama whores can't fucking take getting steamrolled by a train without a GM personally watching your raid like a Brinks home security system then you crybabies don't have a lick of talent or commitment and are simply just going through the motions on "Sit 15 here for 3 days ez mode" to garner loot.

So face it, I'm better than you on this game in every conceivable way because I'm not a carebear blubie pussy that wants GM intervention on their side and will whine about anything and everyone that dares reach in your cookie jar, cause let's face it broseph you can't get shit unless you permacamp and zerg...

Talentless fuck

I'm still going to fuck you in your butt when I catch you, sweetie.