Bazek Revealed!! Dark Ascension

[Agaron]

Originally Posted by Abacab-insurection [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I see you're still swinging? Admirable yet ignorant, you've been thrashed so hard in this thread yet you still feel the compulsive need to post a response every time a new post is made, what are you a masochist?

Just pack up and go home, you're not longer amusing now that you've pulled every card from "I've got a bigger penis" which you still are playing, to the "You are all fags here is my IRL wife" and you're running on empty. So come back with something new to dramamonger with or ya know just keep beating this dead horse of a thread.

I'VE GOT A 9 INCH COCK, AND IT PISSES EXCELLENCE, AND SOMETIMES PLAT, BUT MOSTLY MANASTONES INTO MY MEGA ULTRA SUPER AWESOME WIFES JOKER FACE!

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[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by Abacab-insurection [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I see you're still swinging? Admirable yet ignorant, you've been thrashed so hard in this thread yet you still feel the compulsive need to post a response every time a new post is made, what are you a masochist?

Just pack up and go home, you're not longer amusing now that you've pulled every card from "I've got a bigger penis" which you still are playing, to the "You are all fags here is my IRL wife" and you're running on empty. So come back with something new to dramamonger with or ya know just keep beating this dead horse of a thread.

Still swinging? Shit duder, I'm still clobbering you punk bitches with my prick head, denting your soft baby-skulls and wrapping my shaft around your throat like a fucking python.

Running on empty? I wake up with better material crusted on the inside of my boxers than you'll ever imagine. Or maybe you are imagining it, right now.

And honestly, those of you questioning the existence of my wife aren't fags, necessarily, but it's reasonable to assume you're pedophiles. Probably Republicans, too.

[Abacab-insurection]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Trying too hard

Why do people try so goddamn hard?

The various reasons for this usually revolve around wanting to be popular, be it to pick up girls, earn E-Points or simply make friends because you don't want to die alone, choking on ramen in front of your computer. Trying Too Hard is usually a result of the following process:

1. Realizing you're a pathetic loser
2. Realizing some people, on the other hand, are not
3. Identifying their actions/behaviors that you believe explain their popularity
4. Attempting to repeat said actions/behavior in the hope of instantly becoming popular yourself
5. ????
6. Deficit.

This might look like a foolproof method, but it consistently results in much butthurt and/or making friends with other losers. People who Try Too Hard make Grade-A lolcows, with the added benefit that they'll just keep on trying and providing enough lulz to power New York City. Because they're so fucking desperate.

[Barkingturtle]

Says the guy who dug through my twenty thousand posts yesterday searching for a picture of me. Yep buddy. Says the guy who's spent countless hours training the World Trade Center of a free video game. Sure homey. Honestly, holding my ass to your mouth and forcing you to choke on my shit takes zero effort. In fact, I can do it with one hand.

[Guenny]

Posting from my other account with another reference to my penis.

[Barkingturtle]

Posting with my penis from a penis.

[eqgamer]

Irony would be Barkingturtle desperately calling attention to his insignificant penis in every post he makes, yet claiming it's everyone else that seems obsessed with it. You're worn out, sir. I see that your responses have gotten drastically smaller, thus being the problem with relying on profanity as the basis of your communication. There's just so many ways one imbecile can think to "cleverly" twist together "fuck, shit, cum, and fag" in the same paragraph; and clearly you're running out of ideas.

If only your mother had dug that coat hanger in just a wee bit deeper....

[Guenny]

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I think this sums it up, including the exact number of hits. Geez, you guys wouldn't know a legend if it slapped you in the face with its four pounds of solid meat.

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by eqgamer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Irony would be Barkingturtle desperately calling attention to his insignificant penis in every post he makes, yet claiming it's everyone else that seems obsessed with it. You're worn out, sir. I see that your responses have gotten drastically smaller, thus being the problem with relying on profanity as the basis of your communication. There's just so many ways one imbecile can think to "cleverly" twist together "fuck, shit, cum, and fag" in the same paragraph; and clearly you're running out of ideas.

If only your mother had dug that coat hanger in just a wee bit deeper....

Despite its semi-mystical properties, you cannot merely rub up against my penis and expect it to grant you the same gifts. Hang around, oberve and take notes, and I guarantee you will learn from my turgid wiener. At present you lack imagination, suggesting that there are only so many ways to twist together "fuck, shit, cum and fag", but I assure you there are no limits where we're bound. There will be more shit fucking, cum shitting, and cum fags full of fucked shit, with the shit fags fucking cum fucks while shit fucks cum fags than you've ever dared dream. Get ready, it's going to be a very special ride for you if you decide to tag-a-long on my dong for the long haul, if you catch my drift, and I reckon you do, right next shit cum on you fag face.

[Abacab-insurection]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Says the guy who dug through my twenty thousand posts yesterday searching for a picture of me...

Took me two seconds in a google search engine, you know why? Cause you're an attention whore who's plastered his shit all over the internet, and besides the point you dropped doxx on yourself. So really I didn't have to search you kind of posted all your info in one big drama filled scream of "LOOK AT ME!"

Attempting to troll people by getting involved in long-winded arguments that end up taking more of your time than theirs (SPOILER ALERT: you have trolled yourself)