Awesome leaving-a-group excuses

[JayN]

On live I grouped with a necro once who had to leave because his car was on fire (he was somewhere in the middle east) he left we all had a good laugh thinking it was one of the craziest excuses we ever heard.

Anyways I grouped with this guy fairly regularly and I did not see him for almost two weeks...

Next time I see him I said how did it go with the car, he then replies "not so good, I could not get it put out and ended up getting thrown in jail for the last two weeks."