breakups

[citizen1080]

Originally Posted by Ephirith [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Closest thing I've ever had to a breakup was the day my childhood dog died, so I'm pretty qualified to impart wisdom on the matter.

At least you'll never have to hold her hand and comfort her while the vet ends her life, as a tear runs down your neckbeard, and a faint and final breath leaves her cancerous body.

And you remember how she used to wake you up for school, and she'd be there when you got home, waiting at the door. Sometimes she'd go and put the leash in her mouth because she wanted a walk.

All the things you ever love are going to die, OP. Unimaginable pain and loss are always going to find their way into your basement. Try not to let them dominate your short, mortal life.

I suggest you play lots and lots of EQ.

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