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| View Poll Results: If I had a million dollars, I'd | |||
| buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics |
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5 | 12.50% |
| make the world suck my dick without a condom on while i'm on the john |
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12 | 30.00% |
| buy a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss |
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3 | 7.50% |
| it wouldn't be enough, I'd still be out robbin armored trucks |
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20 | 50.00% |
| Voters: 40. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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#21
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I woulda said the alcohol one originally, but after last week and today, I'm going with the ass big enough the whole world can kiss it.
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Estolcles Guerrero: Human Paladin <Europa>
Kalila Hart: Human Druid <Europa> Lemmi Kilmaster: Halfling Warrior <Europa> Wolfang: Human Monk Estolcles: Human Paladin *Thread postings and responses are 99.9999% of the time not representing the thoughts and beliefs of Europa, including any/all of it's members and officers. "You chicken chokin' pecker puke!" ~Terry Funk | ||
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#22
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someone has been listening to the Slim Shady LP
id go with option 2
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Spud McKenzie, Level 60 Druid <Divinity>
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Option 1: Buy a Brewery
Not because I want anyone to be an alcoholic, I just want a better place than my garage for all my brewing equipment. | ||
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....I'd be rich.
Ok, not really, 1 million is hardly enough to survive on, however it's a good nest egg to start with. you should be able to clear $50,000 in interest (before taxes) in very safe modest investments, but when you don't have a job, that goes quick. Heck if I hit the big lottery jackpot, (10 mill+ net) I'd still work for about 6 months while I got the windfall working for me. very little would actually be spent. | ||
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Perfect. I bow to you.
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![]() ^Spawn Broodling misclick.. we still won okay?^ Level 50 Bard and stuff. Some kind of guy in <Dark Ascension> and things. | |||
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#28
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Win.
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Estolcles Guerrero: Human Paladin <Europa>
Kalila Hart: Human Druid <Europa> Lemmi Kilmaster: Halfling Warrior <Europa> Wolfang: Human Monk Estolcles: Human Paladin *Thread postings and responses are 99.9999% of the time not representing the thoughts and beliefs of Europa, including any/all of it's members and officers. "You chicken chokin' pecker puke!" ~Terry Funk | ||
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If you are going to invest the money chances are it's not going to a bank. With IRAs in: Emerging markets ( like China and Brazil), (nonrenewable) natural resources, Alternative energy stocks. You can pull 20% profit in a little over a year without much effort. | |||
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The same thing I do with my money currently. CRT for the bulk of it to avoid capital gains tax (Franklin Templeton, is an okay one, I've also dealt with TIAA CREF) and do something with the money once I'm gone that is worthwhile (American Cancer Society is my chosen charity for example), then depending on success rate of the brokerage accounts held within that investment move the interest money to treasury bills to maturity and gift however much to relatives I can to reduce my actual taxes, and cycle the money back into the CRT investments to do all over again the next year.
The truth is, a million USD isn't much money. I had nearly that a few years ago between my two CRT alone, and only a few unfortunate events in my life dropped me sub $400k in a matter of months. You could take a million, and then an additional loan to go with it and probably do something decent in life, but when it comes down to reality -- it probably won't last someone without experience in such affairs longer than 6-8 years. | ||
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