Everyone in Riot and Vanquish is pregnant

[myrddraal]

Originally Posted by EQBarde [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's true. We are all pregnant women, it's why we have time to raid. And when we give birth, we sell babies to LGBT couples or to some black satanists for sacrifices. And we quickly get pregnant again to be sure to have a reason to stay at home and play P99.

Most companies give more time to bond with kids if you adopt them. The big brain play is to adopt a bunch of kids who are old enough to understand the games simple mechanics and create a farm team while perpetually being on paid leave.