Everyone in Riot and Vanquish is pregnant
 

I heard that everyone in Riot and Vanquish is pregnant. I heard theyre all a bunch of Pregnant women in those guilds. Thats insane if true. When are they gonna give birth???

probably as soon as they get ip excemptions for their babies

Yes. The Babies will be trained in the ways of everquest classic, of discord, and of recording literally everything with Fraps. Then, they will pass their blighted grudge onto the next generation, and the cycle will continue.

How will they treat their parents?

It's true. We are all pregnant women, it's why we have time to raid. And when we give birth, we sell babies to LGBT couples or to some black satanists for sacrifices. And we quickly get pregnant again to be sure to have a reason to stay at home and play P99.

Most companies give more time to bond with kids if you adopt them. The big brain play is to adopt a bunch of kids who are old enough to understand the games simple mechanics and create a farm team while perpetually being on paid leave.

Finally the babymaking-indentured servitude meta has come to Everquest P99!

Babies having babies having babies

I am riots pregnancy officer (PO). What answers are you looking for, I am the person to assist you.