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Originally Posted by Tradesonred
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Right-wing masculinist dilemma
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Ladies and gentlemen what an exciting showdown we have for you tonight! In the center of the 'pen we have returning champion Tradesonred armed with his signature Purple Power Piece. I tell you the size and flare of that member has exploded!
Indeed! He's come along way from the Crayola-covered toilet paper roll. His current piece is newly minted from 32" wrapping paper tube, no doubt re-purposes from holiday waste, an entire roll of aluminum foil (bright side out no less!) and a few packets of grape flavored Koolaid mixed with 100% organic vegetable oil to achieve the iridescent purple sheen we've come to associate with this Internet Strongman and Social Justice Warrior Extraordinaire!
His opponents!
In the wrong corner (---TRIGGER WARNING---a.k.a. the right corner), hailing from the lush Guatemalan farmlands of the Yucatan, we have S.C McStiff, Right-Wing Masculinist and All Around Bad Guy! Weighing in at 17.2 kilograms of 100% non-organcic Alfalfa and faux-hemp bindings of dubious origin, McStiff is a lean, mean fight machine!
In the other right corner hailing from Satan's backyard, central Oklahoma we have S.M. Longstraw! Weighing in at 45kg of kiln-dried Kentucky Bluegrass and 3M DuctTape bindings, Longstraw is confirmed a corn-fed demon of the Great Satan!
Truly an amazing match-up!
01-13-2016, 02:06 AM
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