Not cut out for Red

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Originally Posted by Archalen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't know if I'm cut out for Red guys. Every time I'm about to PVP somebody they wave at me and my heart just melts. I just don't think I have the stuff that red champions are made of.

Me and a friend were bloodthristy the other night, so we went out with the intent to PK somebody, and we finally found this guy in a corner just minding his own damn business. I ignored my higher instincts for compassion and hit auto attack. Next thing I know he's low-HP running like a NPC but we blasted him down so hard I think his pussy came off. The shame and guilt was overwhelming and I immediately /q'ed out. That happened a few nights ago and I haven't had a good night's rest since.

I don't know how you do it.

Sincerely,

Anonymous.

Try getting angry / frustrated irl.

Cut loose any RL contacts you might have had, ruin your career, let the bright light from your monitor be the only light in your life and soon you'll be "rofl pwned fgt"ing with the best of them.