Not cut out for Red
 

I don't know if I'm cut out for Red guys. Every time I'm about to PVP somebody they wave at me and my heart just melts. I just don't think I have the stuff that red champions are made of.

Me and a friend were bloodthristy the other night, so we went out with the intent to PK somebody, and we finally found this guy in a corner just minding his own damn business. I ignored my higher instincts for compassion and hit auto attack. Next thing I know he's low-HP running like a NPC but we blasted him down so hard I think his pussy came off. The shame and guilt was overwhelming and I immediately /q'ed out. That happened a few nights ago and I haven't had a good night's rest since.

I don't know how you do it.

Sincerely,

Anonymous.

LOL bless you're pristine soul <3

nothing wrong with a good pussy blasting

^^

You are exactly cut out for red.

Try getting angry / frustrated irl.

Cut loose any RL contacts you might have had, ruin your career, let the bright light from your monitor be the only light in your life and soon you'll be "rofl pwned fgt"ing with the best of them.

Or just realize it's a red server, and kill people because it's funny

How many times per day would you kill people irl if you knew they would respawn?

Don't worry, you have just not your first rage because someone killed you during a trade or whatever. When you become lvl 56 I will help you channel the darkness.