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| View Poll Results: If I had a million dollars, I'd | |||
| buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics |
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5 | 12.50% |
| make the world suck my dick without a condom on while i'm on the john |
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12 | 30.00% |
| buy a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss |
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3 | 7.50% |
| it wouldn't be enough, I'd still be out robbin armored trucks |
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20 | 50.00% |
| Voters: 40. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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/ob Office Space
Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Peter: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. Peter: Good point. | ||
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