Lune Seeks Women for His Sex Manor

[iruinedyourday]

no

[Lune]

Originally Posted by iruinedyourday [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

no

0/10 please see me in my office when the thread is over to discuss everything that is wrong with your application

Originally Posted by Reguiy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I know you said women only, but as a former member of the original TMO I would like to use my influence to rent a room, cheaply, in your sex palace as well as use of female tenants to satisfy any sexual perversions I may posses. I'm assuming you live in either CA or NY. If it's CA, then perhaps we could come to an arrangement.

All current and former TMO nobility are welcome to delight in the carnal treasures of my pussy fief. We are all classy motherfuckers.

[Sidelle]

Hmmm. Decisions, decisions...

Have sex with soulless misogynistic self-entitled trust fund man-child that's clearly house-bound because of overwhelming fatness?...... OR....... Gouge out my own eyeballs with an Ebola-infected spoon?

Wow, that was totally the fastest decision I've ever made. Brb, gotta go find me that spoon.

[Lune]

Originally Posted by Sidelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hmmm. Decisions, decisions...

Have sex with soulless misogynistic self-entitled trust fund man-child that's clearly house-bound because of overwhelming fatness?...... OR....... Gouge out my own eyeballs with an Ebola-infected spoon?

Wow, that was totally the fastest decision I've ever made. Brb, gotta go find me that spoon.

[x] Soulless - Don't disagree with you here. I like that you respect my religious beliefs.
[ ] Misogynistic - Nope, just sex-positive.
[ ] Self-Entitled - I don't have a single pixel I didn't earn with hard work and diligence.
[x] Trust Fund
[x] Man-Child
[ ] Overwhelmingly Fat - I'm 6'4 185 and run 4 miles in 28 minutes every evening around sunset. I got a lot of things wrong with me, weight isn't one of em.

3/6, pretty good.

Sidelle if you're worried about meeting the weight limit, it's okay, you don't need to use the native american equation, you're white enough. I suggest you work on your application though. I mean, I'm really into that verbally abusive dom shit. You make me feel like a bitch, and I like that. Just gotta throw in some references / recent pics and maybe elaborate on how you intend to drop the weight. Also frankly your politics are repulsive.

[Sidelle]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[x] Soulless - Don't disagree with you here. I like that you respect my religious beliefs.
[ ] Misogynistic - Nope, just sex-positive.
[ ] Self-Entitled - I don't have a single pixel I didn't earn with hard work and diligence.
[x] Trust Fund
[x] Man-Child
[ ] Overwhelmingly Fat - I'm 6'4 185 and run 4 miles in 28 minutes every evening around sunset. I got a lot of things wrong with me, weight isn't one of em.

3/6, pretty good.

Sidelle if you're worried about meeting the weight limit, it's okay, you don't need to use the native american equation, you're white enough. I suggest you work on your application though. I mean, I'm really into that verbally abusive dom shit. You make me feel like a bitch, and I like that. Just gotta throw in some references / recent pics and maybe elaborate on how you intend to drop the weight. Also frankly your politics are repulsive.

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Thanks, but no. I have too many man-bitches in my sex dungeon as it is. But best of luck to you on your quest to collect slutty women from the internet to come live with you in your "manor".

[Misto]

Originally Posted by Sidelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hmmm. Decisions, decisions...

Have sex with soulless misogynistic self-entitled trust fund man-child that's clearly house-bound because of overwhelming fatness?...... OR....... Gouge out my own eyeballs with an Ebola-infected spoon?

Wow, that was totally the fastest decision I've ever made. Brb, gotta go find me that spoon.

100% of all women would accept his offer in the face of abject poverty.

[Archalen]

Originally Posted by Sidelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hmmm. Decisions, decisions...

Have sex with soulless misogynistic self-entitled trust fund man-child that's clearly house-bound because of overwhelming fatness?.

Nah 50 bucks says agoraphobia.

[Sidelle]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lune is the only poster whose posts I always read. The rest of you are literally fodder. What a terrible forum.

Maybe turtle porn will make you less surly. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KMkCPCWbmZk

Well, there's my good deed for the day. I'm spent.

[iruinedyourday]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

0/10 please see me in my office when the thread is over to discuss everything that is wrong with your application

no, i wont see u ever anywhere anytime