Official Society of Retarded Posters Five-Starring Pact

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Pursuant to the affirmations of our esteemed Treasury Secretary and the honorable Director of the Department of Trolling Until You Believe Your Own Trolls, on this seventeenth day of December of the year two-thousand-and-fifteen, the year of our lord, as Adjudicator of Indecision and Orator of Superfluous Nothings on behalf of the Departments of Ambiguous Intent and Dubious Relevance do hereby ratify the foregoing proposals of MUTUAL RECOGNITION OF EXCELLENCE and COLLECTIVE REBUKE OF INEPTITUDE.

I also offer for consideration that the agreement be further amended to include the following resolution:

Content of expressed merit having originated through no fault of its own outside the Society, having been swiftly demoted (1 star rating)as is right and duly derailed by means, nefarious or innocent, shall be eligible for repurposing by any member of the Society and upon such repurposing shall receive full recognition of excellence (5 star rating) as is due an original post of a member of the Society.