Official Society of Retarded Posters Five-Starring Pact

[James_Joyce]

I, James_Joyce, Director of the illustrious Department of Trolling Until You Believe Your Own Trolls of our esteemed Society, do hereby solemnly swear that I shall never from this point forward knowingly vote a fellow Society member's thread with anything but a five-star rating. I vow that from this moment forward, any thread I open which is registered via forum signature as a Society member's thread, I shall make a point to vote five stars to improve the esteem and public image of our revolutionary organization.

I will however reserve the right to refrain from placing any vote at all if I believe a thread is not made in good faith for the furtherance of our Society's mission, or is made by an infiltrator without the Society's best interests in mind.

Make your oaths ITT my brothers. And don't forget to five star the thread.