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View Poll Results: If I had a million dollars, I'd
buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics 5 12.50%
make the world suck my dick without a condom on while i'm on the john 12 30.00%
buy a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss 3 7.50%
it wouldn't be enough, I'd still be out robbin armored trucks 20 50.00%
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Old 11-11-2010, 10:40 AM
Klath Klath is offline
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Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Peter: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Peter: Good point.
 


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