Farlik The Ogre Bard Fan Club!

[FralkTheOgreBard]

'Lo 'ere! Meez 'eer t' speakz t' all meh fanz. Letz get right 'own t' buisness!

Firs'... Dat eez not Farlk in'at sex tape on'a internet. An', eef eet wuz I blame my love f'r the mead an' fine womenz.

Second... Peoplez be tippin' me wit' silvers, an' golds, an' plats... Farlik only takez da coppurz! Deyz shinee.

Third... Meez startin' a fan club. F'r some reason e'ery time I visit da League of Antonican Bards meez gitz a beat down... Meez gotz no clue why... Jus' Ogre hatin' meez guess. Time'a start a new union!

So, in conclusion-'ike.

-Dat wusn't (likely) meez.
-Coppurz eez shinee.
-Join meh!

Dank joo!

Farlk The Ogre Bard