Farlik The Ogre Bard Fan Club!
 

'Lo 'ere! Meez 'eer t' speakz t' all meh fanz. Letz get right 'own t' buisness!

Firs'... Dat eez not Farlk in'at sex tape on'a internet. An', eef eet wuz I blame my love f'r the mead an' fine womenz.

Second... Peoplez be tippin' me wit' silvers, an' golds, an' plats... Farlik only takez da coppurz! Deyz shinee.

Third... Meez startin' a fan club. F'r some reason e'ery time I visit da League of Antonican Bards meez gitz a beat down... Meez gotz no clue why... Jus' Ogre hatin' meez guess. Time'a start a new union!

So, in conclusion-'ike.

-Dat wusn't (likely) meez.
-Coppurz eez shinee.
-Join meh!

Dank joo!

Farlk The Ogre Bard

I approve of ogre speak. And I approve this message.

Wait, is your name "Fralk" like the beginning of your forum name, "Farlk" as in your first paragraph, or "Farlik" as in the subject line of your post?

Get it together, Man

Hard to tell if that's Ogre or Gungan. I sware I hear Jar Jar Binks when I read that.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Jjportrait.jpg

Son, I am dissapoint