Achmed Spreads Islam, Tries to find the Snackbar

[Dragonsblood1987]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Life's not easy when you're an ISIS soldier in northern Iraq. How are you supposed to spread Islam when you only have a limited amount of ammunition? Where can you find affordable sulfuric acid for teaching the insights of the Qur'an to women? How can you keep a straight face when you tell ignorant westerners Islam is a peaceful religion?

But most of all: Where can I find the Allahu Snackbar?

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Coming soon to a mosque near you.

Dont worry, the CIA is making sure they have plenty of ammo.



Then once they become a problem too large for middle eastern governments to deal with, the super world police chic-fil-anal walmart death squads will have a reason to invade, which is what they wanted when they created ISIS.