Football Sucks

[Freeport]

Football fans are mostly washed up "hasbeens" or nerds who couldn't throw a fucking football 5 yards. The washed up "hasbeens" end their football commentary with the quote" MAN I would be down there with those players if I wouldn't have torn my ACL in high school". Fuck football it's dumb and requires the least skill of any sport. At least baseball you have to do multiple things other than be a fatass and block someone with a set of gear. Baseball you have to be able to catch the ball, throw the baseball, and/or hit the fucking thing going 100 mph. Yeah I get sick of how OBSESSED people are with football players. Knowing their exact stats, how much they weigh, how tall they are, what they did last week in X game, how big their penis is, how much they would like to suck it, what they "should" have done that play, and how much better of a coach they would be than that "dumbass" coaching the team. I could go on and on about the obssession with these guys in a tight ass uniform but I won't you hear it every fucking five seconds but they could care less about whats going on in the world and are zombies to a game that the actual "football players" wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, yet you pay 25000$ for box seats to your local University so you can go watch them play a stupid cocksucking game. /rant off