IB's Steps To Success on P99

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IB Steps to Success on P99 -

1. Take a nearly 1 year hiatus from the server

2. Assemble a full group of toons at 230am, the first full group from the guild present on the server in a long time, port to DL and run to KC for an evac

3. Proceed to have a clandestine meeting at 3 am in TT with Jeremy, where you trade uber pixels as some type of Tony Soprano-esque tribute and gesture to 'play nice'

4. During said clandestine meeting, also manage to lick each others' virtual scrotums, perineums, and anuses, then Jeremy poofs and the rest go to group in Seb

5. Zerg recruit nubs

6. Grief smaller guilds ASAP with a lvl 46-51 raid force

7. Continue to be in cahoots with TMO

8. Profit