IB's Steps To Success on P99
 

IB Steps to Success on P99 -

1. Take a nearly 1 year hiatus from the server

2. Assemble a full group of toons at 230am, the first full group from the guild present on the server in a long time, port to DL and run to KC for an evac

3. Proceed to have a clandestine meeting at 3 am in TT with Jeremy, where you trade uber pixels as some type of Tony Soprano-esque tribute and gesture to 'play nice'

4. During said clandestine meeting, also manage to lick each others' virtual scrotums, perineums, and anuses, then Jeremy poofs and the rest go to group in Seb

5. Zerg recruit nubs

6. Grief smaller guilds ASAP with a lvl 46-51 raid force

7. Continue to be in cahoots with TMO

8. Profit

wat

think this guy is stalking you jeremy, also fantasizing about licking your scrotum

Speaking about sucking dicks, huh guy?

wat

jeremy responds in 2 minutes speechless to being called out because said clandestine meeting actually occurred, ill save the trouble of screenshots

his various IB butt-buddy pixel-grubbing cohorts come to his aid, much like biff's goons in back to the future 1 (specifically the first movie not number 2)

how the hell does anybody know about this meeting???

literally no1 cares

i care.

(inb4 hbb=nobody)

well its perfect, now TMO, with IB as proxy, can be in two places at once. IB is now the bad guy, TMO can continue to gear the alt army with less heat, they will play "you scratch my back, i'll scratch yours" together and keep the RMT wheel spinning

i think someone cares about that