If you had a million dollars

[Taluvill]

Assuming I won this from Mcdonalds monopoly, I'd pay for liposuction.

Assuming I didn't, I'd do two chicks at the same time, because I'd still be cute enough to do it.

I'd throw a few G's P99's way, and some at the cancer treatment centers of America so I felt good about my decisions.

I would buy a bomb ass ride, and still live with my parents through college (like i do now) and invest everything so I can hopefully have something to turn to after college is good to go and done.

[Wizerud]

Originally Posted by guineapig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Define "banked". Throw it all into a checking account and the money is not going to do much.

If you are going to invest the money chances are it's not going to a bank.

What I mean is something that would be low-risk but guaranteed interest. What the options would be I do not know but if I was able to yield about $60-70k per annum I'd be living in relative luxury. So my question to you would be what are the options you'd have in order to generate that kind of money annually?

[Ihealyou]

Originally Posted by Wizerud [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

if I was able to yield about $60-70k per annum I'd be living in relative luxury.

eh

[Trademaster]

Once you had your $60 - $70k salary, then you'd realize you had more needs than your income affords.

When I was making less than $10k a year, I always thought $15k a year would be awesome, I'd have no more needs When I was making only $20k a year, I knew $25k and I'd be set. etc. etc. etc. It's in our nature to want more than we have.

[quellren]

I could live just fine on 70k a year. I live pretty well on 50k right now.

I think you (excluding those in SoCal and NYC) needs to look at your spending habits if that's not enough.

[Estolcles]

I could live off a million for a number of years living in Virginia.

Probably less in North Carolina or Kentucky.

[Japan]

part of the appeal of receiving a large lump of cash is that you wouldn't have to live in fucking virginia

or kentucky or north carolina.

[cadiz]

Blow it all on expensive practice jokes.

[cadiz]

Actually, invest in spell checking my posts.. THEN blow it all on expensive practical jokes.

[Blazed420]

I live in VA and trust me if I had a million dollars, I wouldnt be caught dead here unless it was just visiting. Come on vacation and leave on probation.