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Old 10-27-2010, 01:17 PM
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The amazing thing about his dump is he did it in the shower.
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Old 10-27-2010, 02:09 PM
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shower pooping is super convenient, draino is cheaper than toilet paper
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:05 PM
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Relaxed dump? Tell me your secret, it feels like my are coming out sideways and have blades in them. WWPD?
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:06 PM
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ALL OF YOU ARE V. GROSS
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:07 PM
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drink til you have late-stage alcoholic cirrhosis. you won't be able to digest fat anymore, and all your poop will stay greasy and come out easy.
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:08 PM
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plus you get to drink
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:13 PM
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Pro Tip: Have anal sex with alcoholics!
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:57 PM
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ALL OF YOU ARE V. GROSS
Just so u know and talking from experience, girls have said that going in the morning feels very good after a long night of her man helping her relax her muscles from the inside.
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Old 10-27-2010, 04:26 PM
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what better way to start your day than a relaxing dump in the morning after a hot cup of coffee

mankind's favorite pastime
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