I just took a relaxing dump
 

Discuss.

I saw you in mumble.

Couldn't come say hi?

/offended

I was wiping.

i wanted to talk to you about the message and the money

but you just left

"You didn't wipe enough, now I have to clean my mouth off. Ew, gross." - Newpoleon

screenshots or it didnt happen!

All of my dumps are relaxing, I construct my days around them.

Pics or it didnt happen.

How is this a rant and or flame?

Because it's posted by Purist.