Dear Santa Sirken

[Simp]

Dear Santa Sirken,

I have been a very good gnome this year! I have a simple Christmas list:

1) Make all Ogres a gnome for the day! I am so sick of Ogres trying to sit on me.

2) Glue the pants on said Ogres forever. I am sick of them trying to sit on me with no pants! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

3) Some Red Hots! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Thank you Santa!

Trixsie

[Snicklefrittz]

Sirken is more or less the p99 equivalent of Santa Claus.

[Pint]

This is bad information. Many of us still remember last season when sirken revealed his true form, krampus Claus.. Many great adventurers lost their lives that day caging the beast back inside the entity that we know as sirken.

[sox7d]

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[Whirled]

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[Sirken]

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[Laugher]

Originally Posted by Sirken [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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lold irl, then found this

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lol

[Simp]

Yes! Santa Sirken! Go after those Ogres!

[squarez]

Dear Sirken,

For Consumerism-Christ-Day I would like more red skies in the coming year on p1999.

Love,
Bagoshit