Dear Santa Sirken
 

Dear Santa Sirken,

I have been a very good gnome this year! I have a simple Christmas list:

1) Make all Ogres a gnome for the day! I am so sick of Ogres trying to sit on me.

2) Glue the pants on said Ogres forever. I am sick of them trying to sit on me with no pants! :mad:

3) Some Red Hots! :p

Thank you Santa!

Trixsie

Sirken is more or less the p99 equivalent of Santa Claus.

This is bad information. Many of us still remember last season when sirken revealed his true form, krampus Claus.. Many great adventurers lost their lives that day caging the beast back inside the entity that we know as sirken.

lol

Yes! Santa Sirken! Go after those Ogres!

Dear Sirken,

For Consumerism-Christ-Day I would like more red skies in the coming year on p1999.

Love,
Bagoshit

Dear Sirken Claus,

All I want for Christmas is a stack of every ice cream in the database.

And scorpion meat.

I'm also running low on cheese. Please have Rogean's henchman make another delivery ASAP.

I will leave milk and cookies out for you christmas eve at my hut in Rivervale. Please don't make my family have another ice cream-less holiday. I'll leave space in my bags.

Xoxo,:cool:
Portasaurus/Greengrocer/Redgrocer/Bumfights/Pleatlord/Dispensary