Miscellaneous: [PIC] Uh, fascinating NPC text

Qaedain · #1 07-27-2010, 03:49 AM

High Keep.

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YendorLootmonkey · #2 07-27-2010, 06:15 AM

ROFL!!!

EQ would be so much cooler if all the NPCs talked like that!

**Rogean** · #3 07-27-2010, 06:20 AM

Hmm..

Code:

    if($text=~/all is not bright above the clouds/i){
        $petitioner = $entity_list->GetClientByName($name);
        $petitioner->CastToMob();
        if ($petitioner) {
            $distanceCHK = $petitioner->CalculateDistance($x, $y, $z);
                if ($distanceCHK >= 4) { 
                    quest::say("Come...closer.");
                } 
                else {
                    #quest::say("I have no idea WTF to say here, so take this bracer and get yo ho back, bitches.  Find The Highpass Hussy on the fourth floor.");
                    quest::summonitem(13108);
                } 
        }
    }

Not sure how that got there...

Grimfan · #4 07-27-2010, 06:32 AM

The Highpass Hussy sounds like a dance though. A very entertaining one at that.

ElanoraBryght · #5 07-27-2010, 08:22 AM

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Droop · #6 07-27-2010, 08:27 AM

That made me almost choke on my cereal lol. Awesome!

**Aeolwind** · #7 07-27-2010, 08:30 AM

Original text didn't exist, just knew that there was a reference to the "Highpass Hussy", if you ask that NPC about it, she'll actually attack you lol. It was about 4am when I wrote that =P.

And that's an old distance check, people were hailing the mob through the wall and getting the quest vs actually, going and getting the key & it sounds like it is broken again =/. Will visit it again.

Qaedain · #8 07-27-2010, 02:24 PM

I almost want it to stay. :P

Mournblade · #9 07-27-2010, 02:27 PM

That shit is 100x funnier than any of the name humor and other stuff going on. Eenot the tiger, Guard Regis, etc.

Volga · #10 07-27-2010, 09:16 PM

Very much win !