Project 1999 - Miscellaneous: [PIC] Uh, fascinating NPC text

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Qaedain

07-27-2010 03:49 AM

[PIC] Uh, fascinating NPC text

High Keep.

http://imgur.com/GvQbH.png

YendorLootmonkey

07-27-2010 06:15 AM

ROFL!!!

EQ would be so much cooler if all the NPCs talked like that!

Rogean

07-27-2010 06:20 AM

Hmm..

Code:

    if($text=~/all is not bright above the clouds/i){

        $petitioner = $entity_list->GetClientByName($name);

        $petitioner->CastToMob();

        if ($petitioner) {

            $distanceCHK = $petitioner->CalculateDistance($x, $y, $z);

                if ($distanceCHK >= 4) { 

                    quest::say("Come...closer.");

                } 

                else {

                    #quest::say("I have no idea WTF to say here, so take this bracer and get yo ho back, bitches.  Find The Highpass Hussy on the fourth floor.");

                    quest::summonitem(13108);

                } 

        }

    }

Not sure how that got there...

Grimfan

07-27-2010 06:32 AM

The Highpass Hussy sounds like a dance though. A very entertaining one at that.

ElanoraBryght

07-27-2010 08:22 AM

Love it ;)

Droop

07-27-2010 08:27 AM

That made me almost choke on my cereal lol. Awesome!

Aeolwind

07-27-2010 08:30 AM

Original text didn't exist, just knew that there was a reference to the "Highpass Hussy", if you ask that NPC about it, she'll actually attack you lol. It was about 4am when I wrote that =P.

And that's an old distance check, people were hailing the mob through the wall and getting the quest vs actually, going and getting the key & it sounds like it is broken again =/. Will visit it again.

Qaedain

07-27-2010 02:24 PM

I almost want it to stay. :P

Mournblade

07-27-2010 02:27 PM

That shit is 100x funnier than any of the name humor and other stuff going on. Eenot the tiger, Guard Regis, etc.

Volga

07-27-2010 09:16 PM

Very much win !

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