Hoppy Easter

Hasbinbad · #1 04-03-2010, 09:53 PM

Since it's officially Easter Sunday in some parts of the world, I thought I would take a moment to wish everyone well and remind everyone what this holiday is really about!

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..and ask yourself..

If Jesus died for our sins, but was then resurrected, doesn't that make him an Indian giver?

Hoppy Easter!

Shannacore · #2 04-04-2010, 12:45 AM

This post reminds me of this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4RRGq8jNQ

Jeebus · #3 04-04-2010, 01:02 AM

excellent post, Hasbin. As unreligious as my family is.. we still get together on this holiday for dinner.

to0p · #4 04-04-2010, 01:06 AM

Ihealyou · #5 04-04-2010, 01:10 AM

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If Jesus died for our sins, but was then resurrected, doesn't that make him an Indian giver?

Hoppy Easter!

It makes him a zombie Indian giver

bionicbadger · #6 04-04-2010, 01:49 AM

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So, when Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, if you go for all these fairy tales, that "evil" woman convinced the man to eat the apple, but the apple came from the Tree of Knowledge. And the punishment that was then handed down, the woman gets to bleed and the guy's got to go to work, is the result of a man desiring, because his woman suggested that it would be a good idea, that he get all the knowledge that was supposedly the property and domain of God. So, that right away sets up Christianity as an anti-intellectual religion. You never want to be that smart. If you're a woman, it's going to be running down your leg, and if you're a guy, you're going to be in the salt mines for the rest of your life. So, just be a dumb fuck and you'll all go to heaven. That's the subtext of Christianity.

-- Frank Zappa

Burlyboss · #7 04-04-2010, 01:49 AM

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-- Frank Zappa

All Hail Zappa!

Belleraphone · #8 04-04-2010, 01:57 AM

I find this offensive.

Joessins · #9 04-04-2010, 01:59 AM

Im doing this to boost the amount of posts I have. But I love you all.

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xdanzx · #10 04-04-2010, 02:01 AM

zombie jesus appreesh