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Hasbinbad 04-03-2010 09:53 PM
Hoppy Easter
 
Since it's officially Easter Sunday in some parts of the world, I thought I would take a moment to wish everyone well and remind everyone what this holiday is really about!

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w...emotivator.jpg

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..and ask yourself..

If Jesus died for our sins, but was then resurrected, doesn't that make him an Indian giver?

Hoppy Easter!

Shannacore 04-04-2010 12:45 AM
This post reminds me of this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4RRGq8jNQ

Jeebus 04-04-2010 01:02 AM
excellent post, Hasbin. As unreligious as my family is.. we still get together on this holiday for dinner.

to0p 04-04-2010 01:06 AM
rofl

Ihealyou 04-04-2010 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Hasbinbad (Post 37858)

If Jesus died for our sins, but was then resurrected, doesn't that make him an Indian giver?

Hoppy Easter!
It makes him a zombie Indian giver

bionicbadger 04-04-2010 01:49 AM
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So, when Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, if you go for all these fairy tales, that "evil" woman convinced the man to eat the apple, but the apple came from the Tree of Knowledge. And the punishment that was then handed down, the woman gets to bleed and the guy's got to go to work, is the result of a man desiring, because his woman suggested that it would be a good idea, that he get all the knowledge that was supposedly the property and domain of God. So, that right away sets up Christianity as an anti-intellectual religion. You never want to be that smart. If you're a woman, it's going to be running down your leg, and if you're a guy, you're going to be in the salt mines for the rest of your life. So, just be a dumb fuck and you'll all go to heaven. That's the subtext of Christianity.
-- Frank Zappa

Burlyboss 04-04-2010 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by bionicbadger (Post 38046)
-- Frank Zappa
All Hail Zappa!

Belleraphone 04-04-2010 01:57 AM
I find this offensive.

Joessins 04-04-2010 01:59 AM
Im doing this to boost the amount of posts I have. But I love you all.





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xdanzx 04-04-2010 02:01 AM
zombie jesus appreesh


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