The spousal abuse must end now

[Bardp1999]

I am roleplaying as Sirkens wife on my Dark Elf Shadow Knight. Naturally I need the e'Lanti surname to legitimize my claim as Warlord Sirkens wife. 3 times now I have been denied my right. I asked Sirken to marry me one day in game and he said yes, ipso facto I am now his wife and in certain elf cultures this type of abuse is punishable by imprisonment.

Either A) give me my #$%^ing surname of e'Lanti

or

B) Send Sirken to elf jail where Orcs will pillage his supple body

You cant just ditch me because I am not "pretty enough" or "not really a woman IRL". This is disgusting behavior and your wife demands to be legitimized or I WILL be contancting P99 lawyers for alimony.