The spousal abuse must end now
 

I am roleplaying as Sirkens wife on my Dark Elf Shadow Knight. Naturally I need the e'Lanti surname to legitimize my claim as Warlord Sirkens wife. 3 times now I have been denied my right. I asked Sirken to marry me one day in game and he said yes, ipso facto I am now his wife and in certain elf cultures this type of abuse is punishable by imprisonment.

Either A) give me my #$%^ing surname of e'Lanti

or

B) Send Sirken to elf jail where Orcs will pillage his supple body

You cant just ditch me because I am not "pretty enough" or "not really a woman IRL". This is disgusting behavior and your wife demands to be legitimized or I WILL be contancting P99 lawyers for alimony.

Do you jack off during or after writing your inane posts?

You are a racist and a bigot if you think a strong independent Dark Elf woman doesn't deserve her husbands last name. Go back to Hitler youth camp, spring break isn't over yet little boi.

thread almost makes me wanna play again ^o^

I don't see why you have to participate in that sexist ritual of surrendering power. If anything he should take your name. Or after maybe hyphenate your family name with his?

It should be the other way around as Dark Elves are matriarchal. Well drow are, they kinda watered that down in EQ a little with the male deity and all.

He'll break your heart though </3

its spelled "insane" you bufoon.


nice thread, spyder.

What's the punishment?

Inane is a word, though! And even relevant in the above context.

Inane - adj - lacking sense, significance, or ideas; silly

ohhhhhh