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Old 03-03-2017, 05:40 PM
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Six of us at KC were unable to find a camp.

Sleuth-work revealed efreeti was open.

The druid in our group ported us to Lavastorm, then I kicked him from the party.

No druids necessary.

Later on he left BDA because he felt like an outcast.

You're welcome, Oninokaze.
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Old 03-03-2017, 05:42 PM
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WTS one P99 account, barely used.
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Old 03-03-2017, 05:45 PM
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Default Packets of Death

Delivered as promised.

-Jeremy Irons, Elf Lord
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Old 03-03-2017, 06:38 PM
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this one time, at hand camp, i chucked my shoe at the turnkey

and so from the basement, with my shoe it followed me

and i was barefoot and almost slipped, so it was slow

but I made it and reclaimed my shoe.
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Old 03-03-2017, 11:36 PM
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There was a greedy pleb named Sprawlz
Who bragged of his hefty plat hauls
Then one day came Shamsade
"Let me try on that nice blade"
And the scammer then tore off Sprawlz' balls
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Old 03-03-2017, 11:51 PM
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logged in. destroyed nerds.

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I think what you meant was...

Didn't log in, wen't outside in sunlight
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Old 03-04-2017, 04:55 AM
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The sun began to set on the horizon in Erud's Crossing as Monala cast her fishing pole. As the sandals and rusty daggers floated by, a bite! She spilt her beer bringing in her line, and alas the fish had escaped!

She meowed expressively.
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Old 03-04-2017, 05:03 AM
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There was a greedy pleb named Sprawlz
Who bragged of his hefty plat hauls
Then one day came Shamsade
"Let me try on that nice blade"
And the scammer then tore off Sprawlz' balls
Lol too soon?
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Old 03-04-2017, 05:09 AM
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There was a greedy pleb named Sprawlz
Who bragged of his hefty plat hauls
Then one day came Shamsade
"Let me try on that nice blade"
And the scammer then tore off Sprawlz' balls
LMFAO!!!! Now that's a Prime Time Rhyme!!!!
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Old 03-04-2017, 05:56 AM
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Disgraced deputy, washed out on Lendel's Lager, lead young leatherfoot lads to capture in goblin dungeon.

Now sits upon the throne as Lord Filbus Pickclaw.
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