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Old 01-20-2011, 02:43 PM
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Default Whats the first thing you do when your girlfriend comes over?
Back in high school, seemed like the first thing we did was have rough sex
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Old 01-20-2011, 02:45 PM
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Open the door to let her in the apartment...
Unless she already lives there she probably doesn't have a key.
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Old 01-20-2011, 03:07 PM
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Check the GPS in my wifes phone to make sure i know where she is.
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Old 01-20-2011, 03:12 PM
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i tell her to make dinner
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Old 01-20-2011, 03:18 PM
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She gives me a Mostly Melvin... its where I tuck my penis between my legs and turn around and she gives me head while I fart or poop on her forehead.
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Old 01-20-2011, 05:02 PM
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Old 01-20-2011, 05:38 PM
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Well she lives with me.. so I kiss her, tell her I love her and inform her that tonight (just like most of the other ones) is an "EverQuest night" before I scurry away into my dark room and close the door behind me.

Once a week I'll work faction and do quests such as "watching Netflix" with her. Sometimes we fuck, but that's usually right before bed not as soon as she gets home.

I think I'm addicted to this game again.
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Old 01-20-2011, 07:21 PM
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Once a week I'll work faction and do quests such as "watching Netflix" with her.
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Old 01-20-2011, 07:21 PM
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^^ lol


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Old 01-21-2011, 12:48 AM
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