Whats the first thing you do when your girlfriend comes over?
 

Back in high school, seemed like the first thing we did was have rough sex

Open the door to let her in the apartment...
Unless she already lives there she probably doesn't have a key.

Check the GPS in my wifes phone to make sure i know where she is.

i tell her to make dinner

She gives me a Mostly Melvin... its where I tuck my penis between my legs and turn around and she gives me head while I fart or poop on her forehead.

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Well she lives with me.. so I kiss her, tell her I love her and inform her that tonight (just like most of the other ones) is an "EverQuest night" before I scurry away into my dark room and close the door behind me.

Once a week I'll work faction and do quests such as "watching Netflix" with her. Sometimes we fuck, but that's usually right before bed not as soon as she gets home.

I think I'm addicted to this game again.

^^ lol


double post fail

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